Bruises

Phoenix came crashing in the house the other night with a horribly scuffed elbow, apparently his skateboard bucked him off. As I bathed him that evening we also discovered this on this thigh.

Problem is he bonked his left elbow and this is his right thigh. The kids spent the whole rest of the evening demonstrating to Jared and I how he could have landed and injured both appendages in the same fall. Problem is, it's not physically possible.
3 days later, Phoenix had an epiphany. He recalled getting out of my immensely large bath tub 4 days prior. He had slipped and whacked his hip on the tub rim. Low and behold!!! 2 separate injuries, 2 separate incidents.